Piss be upon them

So, how many people are going to die in Dubai because you can no longer put the patient’s name on a urine/stool specimen if they happen to be named after one of the 99 Names of Allah, a prophet, or a saint? Yes, they have numbers. But it’s easy to confuse numbers.

In the US, we don’t have the God-name problem, except for our southern neighbors who name their kids after the 2nd Person of the Trinity. But almost everyone is named after a saint. It seems to me that if you’re that sensitive about having God’s name on a jar of shit, you should just quit naming your kids after God, particularly if you want them to grow up to blow up around women and children.