I been readin’ in the Right-Wing Media ’bout how the Homosexual Movement is taking over the country and corrupting our children. I didn’t want to believe it, but then I seen proof:
“Head before 8, or else it’s too late.” You know this will be the brand the molester gives out.
My mom told of the spinster home ec teacher who taught her how to make a “Christmas salad” with half a banana, 2 canned peach halves, coconut and whipped cream. Yep, that was a candle too.
