Another nail in the coffin of the “firearm as prosthetic penis” meme:
In the end I carry a pistol, because as impressive as my penis is, I can’t ejaculate at 1085 fps to neutralize an attacker. If I could I would go around with a big “B” on my chest. Bukkake man, justice is cumming…
It’s a situation where “hair-trigger response” might actually be advantageous.
H/T: Venlet
