Can I vomit now?

Little black cherubs singing for health care reform on CNN.

Obama wants your foreskin

Well, not personally…it’s probably more accurate to say that “some nameless bureaucrat at the CDC wants your foreskin.” But it’s for your own good, of course…because men don’t have the control to keep the most tender part of their body out of places where they shouldn’t even put their umbrellas. So let’s rough it up a little, shall we?

And it’s nice to see a woman standing up for us.

Shorter form: “Thou shalt not steal”

Gary North takes the heretic Jim Wallis to the woodshed on his attempt to make government healthcare a creed of the Church.

Bullseye!

LOL!

“the warranties are backed by President Obama himself!”

–talking head / GM shill, heard on WTAM this AM

So if it’s a lemon, The One will replace it personally?

Well, that’s better than the guy on NPR yesterday who claimed that it was “like treason” not to buy a GM vehicle. “If this be treason, make the most of it!,”  as Patrick Henry said.  I guess it depends whether you owe your allegiance to the Platonic ideal America, or to the Obamanation.

So much for Latin American solidarity

Cuba suspended flights to and from Mexico, becoming the first country to impose a travel ban to the epicenter of the epidemic.

I’m not sure this is wrong… it’s just funny that it would be Cuba.

BOHICA

HB 159 UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE (Skindell, Hagan) ? To establish and operate the Ohio Health Care Plan to provide universal health care coverage to all Ohio residents.

Read the abortion here.
Sponsors and co-sponsors are Demonrats, every one, with a disproportionate number of women and/or African Americans.

Eric Holder: lying sack of shit

So much for that statement that he’d leave medical marijuana distributors alone.
I am so ashamed to have been taken in. He’s a politicians, and his lips were moving; I should have known better. I guess I just got overwhelmed by all that Hope for Change.

Meds for the dead

NHS doesn’t take no for an answer; they want you, dead or alive:

Andrew Wild, 44, received more than 20 reminders asking his father Peter to attend kidney clinics at the University Hospital of North Staffordshire – despite repeatedly telling them he had died in 2007 – so he took the urn to one of his own appointments.

He said: ‘The consultant asked how I was feeling. I said I was OK, then produced dad’s ashes and asked, “But what can you do for him?” 

‘He was gobsmacked. I know it was morbid but I couldn’t think of what else to do.’

The hospital has apologised.

Ah, but are they still calling for appointments? Do they think he’s a parrot?

I’m full of shit

I had an appointment for my first sigmoidoscopy this morning. After laying there butt-nekkid for an hour waiting for the doctor, I was told for the first time how I was supposed to have purged my system (news to me). Suffice it to say that I was acutely unhappy over the wasted time. It’s been rescheduled for April Fool’s Day, when, now knowing better, I presumably won’t be full of shit.