Holland Township Police Sgt. John Harris says workers from the state Division of Youth and Family Services on Tuesday removed 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell and his younger sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell from their home Friday.
OK, I’m still saying that it’s child abuse. But it’s not actionable. There’s something bizarre about real Nazis making children the property of the State because their parents are neo-Nazis. If you’re going to start taking kids for politically-incorrect names, let’s pick up everyone named Mohammed…or Jesus for that matter. And if it’s a matter of weird names, how did Frank Zappa manage to keep his children? Or for that matter, Sonny and Cher Bono, whose daughter Chastity got her payback by becoming a dyke.
Yes, there might be something else going on, though comments I’ve read have claimed that there was no problem with the children’s physical home environment. But if that’s so, there are better ways of dealing with an unfortunate name…like the Johnny Cash solution.