In Somalia, Islam is now the excuse for feeling up strange women:
The insurgent group Al Shabaab has sent gunmen into the streets of Mogadishu to round up any women who appear to have a firm bust, residents claimed yesterday.
The women are then inspected to see if the firmness is natural, or if it is the result of wearing a bra.
If they are found wearing a bra, they are ordered to remove it and shake their breasts, residents said.
Finally, an argument for Islam that might fly in the West, at least if you’re a guy…. But if they hassle that much over bras, they must stone for silicone.
H/T: Report on Arrakis, via Ace.