(AP) — DEBARY, Fla. – Authorities in Florida say a man accused of using an infant to shield himself from a stun gun has been charged with child neglect.
A Volusia County Sheriff’s office charging affidavit says 39-year-old Jorge Garcia of Deltona held the infant in front of him and told a deputy to “Tase the baby” when the deputy pulled out a stun gun.
Well, if Tasers are as harmless as y’all say, why didn’t you call his bluff and tase the little bugger? And he didn’t neglect the child; he was paying attention to it by using it as a human shield. And apparently it worked.