I suppose I should be happy that he’s giving his daughter a daddy, and that he’ll be getting the woman he deserves, though he could have had the couth to wait until he was divorced or Elizabeth was dead.
My bet on how long after the wedding until he cheats on her? After?? -152 days.
To paraphrase what they said about Grover Cleveland: “Ma, Ma, where’s my Pa? Not in the White House, ha ha ha!”