Little Capri, little Capri,
Gonna spend all Daddy’s money.
Spend all you can, all you can get,
You’ll never beat Steve LaTourette.
Little Capri, little Capri
Face that looks like Hillary.
Have you ever worked for a dime?
Sold your plasma just one time?
That’s a song I made up a couple of elections ago.
Capri ain’t so little any more, and it turns out that, yeah, Daddy (John Cafaro, the skank whose bribe and testimony led to the downfall of Jim Traficant) gave his daughter money to run with. It would be a nifty bit of karma if he got to do the 5 years that crime demands. They could put him in Jim’s old cell. I wonder if he has any talent for visual art?
Meanwhile the bimbacile (who was selected to state senate; wonder what that cost?) denies any knowledge of wrongdoing.