…since he was “nice enough” to send me a letter.
Dear Mr. Portman,
Upon examining your fundraising letter, I noted that nowhere do you tell me which laws you would repeal, and which departments and programs you would end. I have a firm policy of never donating to candidates who do not pledge to roll back the size of government. In case you haven’t noticed, we’ve had “climate change” in the past year (and not of the Gorean sort), and no matter how evil the Democrat are, “slower growth in government” is not going to cut it. I think it’s quite unfortunate that we won’t have “a costly primary”, because it’s the only mechanism we have of separating sheep from goats. Thus, you will have to prove during the general election that you are not a goat, even though you have a record of goatlike behavior. Wise up! We are tired of being governed; we’d rather govern ourselves.