In-your-face humor for the Brady Bunch

Another nail in the coffin of the “firearm as prosthetic penis” meme:

In the end I carry a pistol, because as impressive as my penis is, I can’t ejaculate at 1085 fps to neutralize an attacker. If I could I would go around with a big “B” on my chest. Bukkake man, justice is cumming…

It’s a situation where “hair-trigger response” might actually be advantageous.

H/T: Venlet

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