Ann Arbor, Oberlin, Las Vegas, oh, almost any city in America…what do they have in common? Lots of extramarital sex, not many earthquakes.
TEHRAN: A senior Iranian cleric has claimed that dolled-up women incite extramarital sex, causing more earthquakes in Iran, a country that straddles several fault lines, newspapers reported on Saturday.
“Many women who dress inappropriately … cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes,” Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at Tehran Friday prayer.
So Allah kills hundred of innocent children just because some people boink without a note from their imam? That tells me everything I need to know about that god. It’s either true and no Moslem cares, or it’s untrue, and Ayatollah Sedighi deserves the full Salman Rushdie treatment for blasphemy. Which is it, guys?