An Entrance Song for your next OF Mass

From comments on a post about what perfectly dreadful music the brother of the former director of the Regensburger Domspatzen will be subjected to when he comes to England to beatify Cardinal Newman:

Its fun. Your Dad might also enjoy singing this alternative version of ‘And They’ll Know We Are Christians By Our Love’ (Tims = Glasgow slang for Catholics)

‘And they’ll know we are Timz by our really crap hymnz,
Yes they’ll know we are Timz by our hymnz’
They are dull, they are boring, they’re simplistic as well,
And if music had body odour, boy how they’d smell,
But if your mental age is six, they’ll suit you quite well,
And they’ll know we are Timz by our really crap hymnz,
Yes they’ll know we are Timz by our hymnz,

Say goodbye to te Gloria, farewell to the Creed,
Becoz we’ve got wur guitars, so what mair dae youze need,
And we’ll hum them and strum them,
And we’ll make your earz bleed,
And they’ll know we are Timz by our really crap hymnz,
Yes they’ll know we are Timz by our hymnz.

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