I try to look for the humor in these things [TSA], twisted or otherwise. But the arguments in favor are so damned lame, it just isn’t funny. I give you:
I’d rather go through a pat-down than to sit on a plane and watch a terrorist slice a passenger’s throat.
To which I can only reply – and very seriously – You’d really just sit there and watch? Then why should I care what you think about anything?
Joel nails it