Nooner: you’re fired

What civilian needs a pistol with a magazine that loads 33 bullets and allows you to kill that many people without even stopping to reload? No one but people with bad intent. Those clips were banned once; the president should call for reimposing the ban. The Republican Party will not go to the wall to defend extended clips. The problem is the Democratic Party, which overreached after the assassinations of the 1960s, talked about banning all handguns, and suffered a lasting political setback. Now Democrats are so spooked that they won’t even move forward on small and obvious things like this. The president should seize the moment and come out strong for a ban.

Here they’ve got a rule about PG language. Here I don’t, but it’s Sunday, so I should at least make an attempt at Christian forbearance, right? All I will ask is why in the fucking hell is an alleged conservative telling Obama (nonironicly) how to improve his SOTU?

Well, hey, two can play that game. Here’s my improvement to Noonan:
“Here are three things he can do in the speech that would be surprising, shrewd, centrist and good policy. He can come out for the manufacture of a “people’s car” that everyone could afford. He could advocate for construction of a national freeway system to drive it on. And he could take a firm stand against smoking.”

Hey, meets all 4 criteria, right? Too bad that nothing else that guy did fits the bill…though Peggers would doubtless approve of this law.

And what is it about Noonan women and guns? I dated a Noonan for awhile who was anti-gun. I fired her too.

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One Response to Nooner: you’re fired

  1. kishnevi says:

    He can come out for the manufacture of a “people’s car” that everyone could afford. He could advocate for construction of a national freeway system to drive it on. And he could take a firm stand against smoking.”

    I didn’t know Eisenhower was against smoking.

    (Yes, I know, I know. But at the moment, I’ve got a comatose stepmother who was given a week to live a week ago, and a mother in the next room who can’t remember who I am most of the time, thanks to Alzheimer’s, so I’m taking all the opportunities for humor I can get.)

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